Internet Dating Sites

So I tried a couple of them. And - holy cow - what an experience THAT is. And I have come to the realization that I need to beg of people: Please don't tell if I don't ask.

Sooooooo, today I have to tackle the whole situation about the not so subtle 'seduction routine' some men (and apparently a couple of women as well) are seemingly so fond of.

It all starts innocently enough with a line like 'You are so hot', or 'Wow, I'd really like to meet you'. Before the warm, fuzzy feeling has time to settle in, actually in less time than it takes me to take a nice, deep breath, that 'compliment' is quickly and assertively followed by 'Wanna talk on the phone?' . Before I even have a remote chance of politely declining, I'm being told all about physical endowments and things that I don't even know about some of my exes!!!! EEEWWWW!!!!!!!!

Peeps, that kind of thing does so NOT make you appear attractive, nor does it make me feel like you're really adventurous (unless you really like your women with a small amount of vomit in their mouths).
Now, don't get me wrong, I am all for the fun stuff when I am in a committed relationship. However, I really don't appreciate that approach from someone I have never even met. As a matter of fact, my biggest fear is that after you bare your 'soul' to me like that, what happens if I run into you at the grocery store? Remember, I saw your picture on that dating site! Do you really want to take that chance??????????

So please remember this: Unless I specifically ask, don't tell me things you wouldn't also tell your mother or your sister!